I've been traveling so haven't been able to update the one-liners until now. Here are the last couple days' prompts and today's.
One-liner Day 13: Living witha conscience is like living with a nagging wife. I couldn't stand either one, so I got rid of them.
One-liner Day 14: The glorious thoughts of a serial killer are often taught in psychological theory, but I prefer practice.
One-liner Day 15: "Sketchy li'l things like morals cause more problems than an armored chuck-wagon," muttered the gunslinger.
Labels: One-liners