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One-liner Day17: Triggers are often finicky, so I just make sure it's pointed at someone that needs to be ejected from the gene pool.
One-liner Day 18: I wept as lingering moments spent in drunken revelry filled my senses like an amorous woman on a lonely night.
One-liner Day 19: Experienced soldiers are often sought after, but only the loyal will protect your sword, faith, and secrets.
One-liner Day 20: I often host dinner for my guests, but can't help but spice things up with a dash of previous customers.
Hope these lines help get some ideas flowing.